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| Today has been so painfully uneventful, I'm considering stabbing myself in the thigh with my letter opener just to liven things up.?The street preacher's not even roaming about to scare me into excitement.I did have one brief yet delightful moment when I went to 7-11 to grab one of their delicious Deli-Fresh sandwiches for lunch.?My local 7-11?was giving out free samples of their new chicken wings.That's right, chicken wings of the most supremely delicious variety.?"Think chicken wings think chicken wings""You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there.But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?"?Man, why did Chris Farley have to be fat and?on coke?If?he had?only been fat without being on coke, or only been on coke without being fat, I'm sure his heart would've lasted much longer and afforded him many more years to continue producing comedy gold. |
| If?he had?only been fat without being on coke, or only been on coke without being fat, I'm sure his heart would've lasted much longer and afforded him many more years to continue producing comedy gold.Of course, we?all?know fat people are far funnier than skinny people, and?I'm sure it was the coke that caused all his humorous ideas.?You notice how David Spade has become exponentially less funny since Farley died??His last laugh-worthy effort was "The Emperor's New Groove," and truthfully, Patrick Warburton was the?real talent in that one.?Anyway, the moral is, go try some 7-11 chicken wings, but don't eat too many or you'll get fat, and make sure that if you do get fat you don't snort cocaine or you'll have a heart attack and die in your prime causing your formerly funny friend to become horrendously?lame. |
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