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happy easter how’s your keaster |
| hey dudes.i?m in a duel right now.voting only lasts until midnight, but?the blog?i wrote for it is pretty dern funny.i?m?leaving for?richmond tonight after work and i know it?s going to be another awesome izzo holiday.the gangsta carwash next door to my office is preparing my station wagon as we speak.by "gangsta," i mean they keep pitbulls on the premises?and blast ice cube whilst detaling luxury automobiles.most likely the establishment is a front.i?m not sure quite what for (drug dealing, dog fighting ring, foodstamp cash exchange), but certainly something illegal. |
| i?m not sure quite what for (drug dealing, dog fighting ring, foodstamp cash exchange), but certainly something illegal.the reason my car needs?to be prepared for the trip so that my?father has minimal reasons for being disappointed in me. last time he saw my car dirty he shook his head and?made a?clicking noise with?tongue followed by a belabored sigh.this translates directly into english as "your failures never cease to break my heart." but none of that this weekend my friends!i will show no sign of weakness.my father need not know about the accumulating interest on my credit card, or the checks i float just prior to payday.as far as he knows, there are no dirty dishes left in my sink while i?m away for the weekend, and the laundry has been washed, folded and put into the appropriate dresser drawer.really though, i?m excited about the weekend.there?ll be lots of food an memories.so happy easter peeps! |
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