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| i?ve been trying to blog for two weeks and just can?t because nothing seems funny or even relevant.i do have to state for the record that my new favorite thing on the internet is this guy?(link won?t work-- gay ass tom -- copy and paste from below if you?re interested) http://profile.the internet.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=361431656&MyToken=6446fa80-ea10-47ad-90e3-e59aa6d46a97anyway, i?m forcing myself to do this tonight.hopefully it doesn?t suck.?saturday night i got hit-on by a wino.really, though, it wasn?t as impressive as it sounds.he starred at me as i approached "his" corner and just as i was far enough away for him to no longer be a threat he shouted, "YOU?RE HOT!" i felt bad afterwards for not acknowledging him.i probably should?ve thanked him for the compliment.?later on, amy and i are in this bar waiting for jackmove (link issues, check out the bottom on the page to hear them) to play, and of course, they?re slated last since they?re awesome.so, we?re killing time watching the tvs which happened to be tuned in to UFC.we?re sitting at the bar next to a slightly overweight possibly balding dude of an indeterminable age in horn-rimmed glass (we?ll call him HRG).he?turns and asks in a tone like he?s expecting to be blown off, "so you here to check out the bands?" he seems a little shocked when we respond "yes" and ask if he knows who?s playing first. |
| turns and asks in a tone like he?s expecting to be blown off, "so you here to check out the bands?" he seems a little shocked when we respond "yes" and ask if he knows who?s playing first.he starts telling us about the band and hypes them up with these exact words, "they?re really amazing.i hate to compare anyone to nirvana, but you?ll see when you hear them.it?s like kurt cobain incarnate." i don?t want to trash any hardworking local band, but i have to in order to discredit his comment.remember back in the mid 90?s the thousands of?garage bands that wore flannel and didn?t wash? you know the sound of the winner of every high school battle of the bands competition circa 1994?i think you get my point.so rather than "rocking out" we continue watching UFC as we?re joined by a few of amy?s friends.?all these people are pretyy big UFC fans, but watching the sport for the first time, all i notice is the blatant homo eroticism.there isn?t a hold involved that doesn?t resemble buttsecks or throat fucking, and you don?t have to take my word for it : i even found this one on a UFC fan?s the internet page:?how do you admit to that and still deny the homosexual overtones?now that you?ve seen my evidence, i?ll proceed with my story.?i start pointing out how gay it is in my usual loud obnoxious way. |
| i start pointing out how gay it is in my usual loud obnoxious way.i believe the rant was pretty much like this, "count the number of T-BAGS that occur in each match and then tell me this shit isn?t gay!i have seen GAY PORN, and there are very few differences!" so strangers around us start paying attention, one of which is HRG.he takes the opportunity to try to impress me again.?"yeah, i?ve seen gay porn, too." so i think, well, that?s good at least he won?t try to hit on me, but then he continues, "one of my ex girlfriend?s really got off on it, and i do whatever it takes to make a woman come." needless to say, i?m uncomfortable talking to him and trying to get back to bashing the UFC.this guy just keeps going, "i really know way too much about the female orgasm." unless your some kind of work-aholic sexual biologist, there?s no way that statement could be true.a little bit later he went away and the rest of the bands kicked ass.seriously, there is nothing llike ska music to get people happy and moving.check them all out:jackmove:?http://profile.the internet.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=14586574diburbia:?http://profile.the internet.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2858199no dreads:?http://profile.the internet.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=96268327 |
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